The Kingdom of Lazy Norwegian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.159 billion Norwegians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Norwegian economy, worth 529 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 37,424 Kroner, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,205 per year while the poor average 2,346, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lazy Norwegian's national animal is the Takin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lazy Norwegian is ranked 237,062^nd in the world and 14^th in Norway for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.